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Every time I get one of these I want to cry myself to sleep. Thanks for getting my hopes up.

ceedling:

um yes please

Wtf why do you even show this to me I’m trying not to be morbidly obese

“inspirational” self-help books make me uncomfortable and nauseous.

Oh yeah today my mom told me she didn’t want me to be one of those stinky girls